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long pee-your-pants jokeonce their was a priest working at his church in a small village, in the small village their was a slang, whenever a women cheated on her husband, she would say she "fell over", this slang was well known through out the village(including the priest) and no one out side the village knew about it, one day, the priest got sick and they had to call another priest from the city to do confession, after the new priests first day in the confession box, he came out in an outrage, the next day he went too the town meeting, "has anyone got a topic for todays meeting?" said the mayor of the village, "yes!" shouted the priest, "ive been in the confession box all day and all ive been hearing about is the dangerous roads here! women are falling all over the place!" everyone burst out laughing on hearing this, the mayor was laughing the loudest, the priest looked angrily at the mayor "i don't know what your laughing about mayor...your wife fell over 6 times this week!!!
You Were Not An Aquarium BoySea-glass became your bones,
brine your blood, and seashells
melded into your skin.
You were not quite an ocean
when you said "This is your sign to love me."
My body was like a building;
tall, cold, almost unbreakable.
I was metallic and sharp,
towering over your waters.
I remember taking your hand in mine,
conch and coral shells scrubbing
my skyscraper wrists, and laughing
about how one day you would
submerge every last bit of me.
Your lips, riddled with argonauts,
found my cheek and I cringed
at the coarseness.
You asked if they bothered me
and I finally told you "I
think I love you."
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